Home
Gallery
Register
Log inReverse humour
2 posters
Reverse humour
by Antonis Sun May 24, 2009 9:11 am
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
hospital.
A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
low self-esteem.
What do you call a cat with no tail?
A manx cat.
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of
strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man
replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug
habit.'
A tourist ask's a native "do you know where the supermarket is?"
The native says "yes" and walks away
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
hospital.
A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
low self-esteem.
What do you call a cat with no tail?
A manx cat.
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of
strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man
replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug
habit.'
A tourist ask's a native "do you know where the supermarket is?"
The native says "yes" and walks away
Antonis- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 53
Points : 88
Reputation : 10
Registration date : 2009-05-10
Age : 30
Location : Tulamore ireland
My Mood :
-
ChaosLord- Super Moderator
- Number of posts : 336
Points : 377
Reputation : 26
Registration date : 2009-03-14
Age : 32
Location : Behind you.
My Mood :
-
Re: Reverse humour
by Antonis Mon May 25, 2009 11:18 am
ChaosLord wrote:HA. Jokes. I get jokes....
Your one of the lucky ones
Antonis- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 53
Points : 88
Reputation : 10
Registration date : 2009-05-10
Age : 30
Location : Tulamore ireland
My Mood : -
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum|
|
|